KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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