i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
North Korea, Best Korea!
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Do vagina's smell?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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