so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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