His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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