So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
