It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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