Who wears a wallet chain?!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
so much tequila, so little girl.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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