is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Congratulations! We have a period
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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