I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Randomize
