don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
