You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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