im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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