I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
