We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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