And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize