I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
