I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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