Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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