She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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