What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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