we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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