So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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