There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It's no shave November. This is our time.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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