i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
