Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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