How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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