TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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