oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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