Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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