margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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