Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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