Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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