On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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