it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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