Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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