Swine flu. Run for my life!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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