everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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