I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Randomize
