In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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