Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The power of my boobs compel you
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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