And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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