Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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