I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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