Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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