How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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