I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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