I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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