I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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