we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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