mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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