hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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