so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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