Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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