i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
