Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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